Wednesday, May 23, 2018

your brand is

a
full
course meal

tribulus

pine pollen
bulgarian
interstellar
blend
i ain't got not time to make money
but my girl still gives me honey
i'm good with jokes
she finds me funny
working shit out
so gimme a break
broke but not broken
wide awake
I don't need
a lamborghini
see me in my
yaris
with a beauty
in a bikini
my brain is bigger than my wallet
and there's bigger things than
that i ain't gonna call it
gma used to
say don't be a schlepper
i been to delhi
beggars and lepers
so thankful for
everything
I've got
you better be too or you're going to rot
getting older but you can't tell
i got brass balls and i'm raising hell

comedy bits

18 people help you say one word (acting)
cat girlfriend
actors
ebtstripclub
hackerspaymybills!
why do peeps bring shit to the beach
sc guy hauling wheelbarrow
full of tents
towel stereo
volleyball
frisbee
prob works
in cubicle
decides he doesn't want
to rough it up
i drive uber
quit doing
hanky panky
in my car
i gotta look
back and
check my blind spot
you make so
little doing
uber
that i
gonna start
making
people
work for me
who
i'm driving
hey
wash my
window
rubixpube

back door

Ain't gonna be your back up plan
you can find
another
back door
man

lust

I get her wet
she's on her knees
I give her what she wants
she's begging
please
Don't need a doctor
for this disease
she got me
drenched in love
i'm tired out
ready for more
her lips on me
i do adore
i waited for her
for a long
long time
so glad to say
this woman is mine
i loved her so hard
she's weeping
like a dove
she's got me
so drenched
in love